Friday, October 5, 2012

The Great Indian Marriage!

There is something inherently wrong with the idea of uprooting a young woman and relocating her to another household after marriage. It makes no sense at any level except that it panders to our so called Indian family values. Let us say you are getting married. As a bride, what is the most important thing on your mind?  Most people would say, to look ravishing and appealing. I will submit that you should only be thinking of how you will be able to adjust in a new household full of members you know next to nothing about. The honeymoon period with your husband may last forever but with your in-laws, it almost ends as soon as it starts! There is way too much collective intelligence to corroborate this.

First, I say to the daughters-in-law, how do you expect that your mother –in- law who has been running the household thus far, to relinquish her domain to an outsider? Even in the animal kingdom capitulation happens after bloodshed! She has her own unique way of running her household, of ordering her groceries or of cooking dal in a particular way. Now, you enter with your own particular way of doing things, a way that has been developed in your parents’ house with elements of their cultural upbringing and your own individualism. I cannot even start counting the number of times I’ve heard friends say how their mothers-in-law scoff at their tadka’s or size of chappatis or bed making style! It is so foolish that it is ridiculous! From my own experience I can share that I know of occasions where a mother-in-law kept redoing dining table arrangement for a whole week (because god forbid, heavens would have fallen if the newly entered daughter-in-law’s table arrangements would have been allowed to contaminate the house) till her daughter-in-law got the hint. So first things first, it is not your house ladies, it is your mother-in-law’s. No matter how many times she tells you it is yours and now you are the new queen in the making, do not believe it. It’s a lie because psychologically, it cannot ever happen.  It is like winning the jackpot on KBC, it happens, but rarely and that too after tears of blood have been shed. So , ladies, please understand that yours is a position that is lower on the pecking order and if you live with your in-laws, it will remain so till one of you departs (not from the world necessarily)! So if you’ve chosen to be a part of the great modern Indian joint family of the 21st century, please understand that you will need to accept that you cannot function in the same way and be the same person as you were in your mother’s house. Learn to adjust, be large hearted and take the higher road – always.  Learn the art of compromise. Please also learn that your dream of having a cozy little heaven on earth with your husband will not exist till you run your own household. Frankly, it is also a bit absurd to try and take over from your mother-in-law. Why should you? It’s her life and it is her house. You should learn to coexist. It is a delicate dance. As long as you understand that ownership of your husband and the household is shared, you will definitely be able to devise a formula for happiness.

Now, to mothers –in-law, I want to say, that don’t be scared of telling your son to move out of the house when he gets married. His blood will not turn to water and he will still carry your DNA when he lives in another house with another woman!  Please don’t care about what the world says. If they want to crap all over your face because of this and gossip about you, it’s ok. They will not have to live through hell when you and your daughter-in-law stake your respective claims on the household and your son! Besides, for how long do you propose to pander to his every whim and fancy? Walk the talk. If you say ‘ab tumhari wife aa kar tumhara khyal rakhegi”, please mean it. Let them run their lives, in another house, as they want.  Don’t be bothered about whether he’s getting chappatis fresh off the tawa. If he eats re-heated chappatis made by his wife earlier, it should be none of your bloody business! Let them be. Don’t be saying “tu toh patla ho gaya hai” or “shaadi ke bad to tuney fruit khana hi band kar diya” or “tu shaadi key baad bahut peeney laga hai”!   You need to give your son and his new wife a fighting chance to succeed in their marriage. You don’t want to jeopardize it for them by bitching to your son every evening when he returns from home that you’ve been insulted by his wife. Most of these so called insults are usually a feature of a loss in translation. The others are pure imagination! If you must stay in the same house and pretend to be from a Rajshri productions family, then please try and make your daughter-in-law feel at home. After all, she left a safe and known environment to come to your house, you did not! You will get her undying and everlasting appreciation and loyalty if you let her do some things the way she wants and zip your mouth in the process even if you are itching to tell her she sucks!  Try and see reason in her argument when your son is wrong. Do try and tell your son off in front of her so that she knows that you are wise and a go-to person and won’t be territorial and churlish. But if you have any common sense at all, you will circumvent this minefield by asking your son and daughter-in-law to start an independent home right after they get married. Visit often if you wish and stay peaceful because you’re not in each other’s face.

To all daughters-in-law I say, your husbands should not become a bone of contention. After all, he was her son before he became your husband and unless he is a completely empty and vacuous vessel, he will definitely have emotions for his mother. Maybe he will even be dysfunctional as many Indian men are because something in their upbringing forces them to suffer from tremendous guilt when it comes to their mothers.  Many older couples of my parent’s generation lived hellish lives. They were married off to people they didn’t know and in some cases, hadn’t even met. Because those times were different, gentler and less competitive, these marriages survived.  However, children of those marriages unwittingly became pawns in this roll of dice. Since mother and father did not have a relationship and mother was an all giving woman who had devoted every living moment of her life to her son, it became his life’s obsession to do good by his mother. Along comes a wife and that attention now needs to be divided and so starts the drama. So, please understand that when your mother-in-law is waiting to exhale, it is not because of what you’ve done necessarily, but, because you are now a competitor. It is never about you but always about your husband. So tell him that when he gets a saree for you, he should first get one for her. When he comes home (and for some reason you’re still living with his mother), he should first go and meet her and then come to you.
And, finally, to mothers-in-law. Your son is not your husband. If you have a lousy relationship with your husband and you’ve been pinning the burden of all your hopes on your son, you’ve done yourself, him and his partner a big disservice. Your son cannot and should not be expected to fill the gap for your husband. When you open the door of his car and sit in the front seat while his wife is forced to sit at the back, you’re not showing any wisdom. When you spar with his wife to clean his cupboard and arrange his clothes, you have no idea how silly and tactless you seem. When you call him up 10 times in an hour during his date with his wife, you’re behaving like a spurned lover. It’s not you against her. It can never be. He sleeps with her every night. He will have children with her. And so, it only behoves you to rise above this challenge and realize that your son cannot fill the place of your husband.

All these battles happen on the psychological level. These are all mind games that sometimes we do not even know we are competing in. But one thing is for sure. There is no reason for two adults to live with one set of parents. Everyone needs space and privacy. In fact, it is my opinion that older people need more space and privacy in their homes as compared to young couples. This is because they have lived all their lives in a house. It is no wonder that they become territorial.  It’s best to respect their privacy and let them live happily while you start your own little home like they must have several decades earlier. Live next door to them but live separately. Meet for dinner every night or breakfast before going to work but live separately. Do not destroy your happiness, peace of mind, hopes and ultimately your marriage by pretending to be in a rose colored family bubble- It does not exist. If it does, God’s obviously living in your house and is personally watching your back!!


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